Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13 for evil and naughtiness
Pairing: Lord Voldemort/Bellatrix Lestrange
Word Count: 576
Setting: During the beginning of HBP.
Summary: Bella and Voldy get up to some hijinks. This is more or less pure, unadulterated crackfic, my friends.
AN: Written for the incomparable dozmuffinxc as part of my drabble call! Haven't written HP in like... two years? And I've never attempted this pairing. Hopefully you like this, Jordan! &hearts

( Merlin's beard, you're hot... )