I've noticed that over the past few months I've been writing quite a bit of stuff... again... so I've decided to finally put it all in one place: all the new stuff, and even all the old ffnet garbage from infinity ago.

( This... is that place. )

Wow. That's a lot of... procrastination. I've done a lot more HIMYM stuff than I thought, too.

Fandom: HIMYM/Veronica Mars (crossover)
Pairing: mentions of Barney/Robin and Logan/Veronica
Rating: PG-13 for swears and underage drinking (and sexual references, if you count Dick's name)
Spoilers: Season 4 of HIMYM and post-season 3 of VM (mostly mild, or pertaining to the Logan/Veronica relationship)
Word Count: 1495
Summary: Logan and Dick travel to New York and meet Barney Stinson, who gives them advice on women.
Author's Note: This assumes that Piz took the New York internship to be closer to Veronica as she interned for the FBI. It's also set during season 4 of HIMYM where Barney is dealing with his deadly infection of "feelings". Also, the finger of blame is firmly pointed at otempora42 for putting this idea into my head, and secondmezzanine for rewatching season 1 of VM with me.

( Logan Echolls, I'm gonna teach you how to live. )

Fandom: Glee
Rating: I guess PG-13.
Characters: Will, Kurt
Spoilers: 1.05
Summary: Kurt's little problem didn't stop when April left Glee.
Author's Notes: My friend and I cowrote this and she's letting me post it here. Hope you all enjoy!

( He felt good just a little bit ago, felt loose and uninhibited. Now he just feels a little shaky. )

Fandom: How I Met Your Mother (zombie!verse)
Rating: PG-13 for zombies and cannibalism mentions
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Word Count: 7 x 100 exactly
Summary:
- In the series so far: Barney was shot dead in 2030 but came back in the zombie uprising. Coming back to life, however, was not without its price.
- In this part: Zombie!Barney acts normal, even though he's far from it.
Author's Note: The long-awaited return of zombie!fic!! So... what I'd really love is to get this 'verse to a coherent ending, just so I can say I finally finished something. And I have ideas, but... I don't know. I need to work things out. And maybe not stick so firmly to the drabble form. But yay! Zombies!
Previous installments: Afterdeath // Suspension // Sleep // Closure // High-Four


( You impersonate a person better than a zombie should... )

The awesome voters at himym_awards have seen fit to give my fanfic prizes? Say what??

( Pretty banners! )

Let's see, what else. Oh! My mom finally hired someone to take my old supervisor's place! He's not going to start until three days before I leave, though. Oh well.

And 11 more days to Elon!!!!!!! &hearts

Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13 for evil and naughtiness
Pairing: Lord Voldemort/Bellatrix Lestrange
Word Count: 576
Setting: During the beginning of HBP.
Summary: Bella and Voldy get up to some hijinks. This is more or less pure, unadulterated crackfic, my friends.
AN: Written for the incomparable dozmuffinxc as part of my drabble call! Haven't written HP in like... two years? And I've never attempted this pairing. Hopefully you like this, Jordan! &hearts

( Merlin's beard, you're hot... )

I'm in a pretty good mood today, after spending all of yesterday living in the hellpit that is my brain. After talking it out on the phone with my friend for two hours last night, I decided I'm going to talk to the school and try to get out of the credit part of my internship. And just that thought is enough to get me out of this funk I've been in for the past... while. So yay! =D

And to celebrate my good mood and try and warm up my atrophying fic-writing muscles, I'm doing a drabble/ficlet call!

The first five people to prompt me will get something written (eventually). I'm willing to try any fandom/pairing you want, as long as I'm familiar with it. And you guys know me. I write pretty much every genre except smut. (Though I'd prefer cracky prompts, since I haven't written any crack in far too long. I miss teh crackz.)

So hit me, guys! =)

Prompts so far:

1. HIMYM - chocolate fondue (for idioticonion)
2. Dr. Horrible - zombie Penny (for loquaciousambie)
3. Dr. Horrible - some kind of meta commentary (for otempora42)
4. HIMYM - pirates vs. ninjas (for snogged)
5. Harry Potter - Bellatrix/Voldemort (for dozmuffinxc) Here!

( More Total Drama Island thoughts under the cut... )

Ooh, and I have a new moodtheme, courtesy of sbmshaneomaniac! And it's awesome. ^_^

Fandom: HIMYM
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100 x 5
Pairing: Ted/various
Summary: Ted Mosby's romantic journey can be summed up with five kisses.
Dedicated to: roland44, the biggest Ted fan I know! (This can also be considered an extremely late birthday present. =D)
AN: Written for him_tbbt_100's latest challenge (prompt: kiss). Also, this is the first fanfic I've written and posted here in two months. Wonder why that is? =P



( There's no off switch... )

Fandom: HIMYM
Rating: PG
Word Count: 543
Pairing: none
Summary: It's always been so easy for Ted to fall in love.
AN: Playing Ted in the HIMYM RPG has given me a somewhat different perspective on his character (or at least made me consider who Ted really is), so here I am to share what I think lies beneath the gelled blackish hair. (And IO, please forgive me for the shameless ripoff. =P)


( When Ted likes someone... )

Fandom: HIMYM (Samverse)
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Word Count: This part: 2369
Summary: Set in 2030. Barney's nephew Sam learns to deal with the loss of a loved one. This part: Ted's POV makes its first appearance. (Get psyched.)
AN: Dudes, seriously. This has been sitting open all week, and I've been trying my best to finish it, but I've been coming up completely blank. Tonight I start getting ready for bed and suddenly it (kind of) comes together?! *headdesk* Oh, and the story now going to be longer than 10 parts. FML.
Previously: Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 // Part 4 // Part 5 // Part 6 // Part 7



( I tuck away the thoughts in my head, and I live behind closed doors... )

Fandom: HIMYM - Afterdeath-verse
Rating: PG
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Word Count: 200 (double drabble!)
Summary: They all still have a need for closure.
Author's Notes: ZOMBIE FIC IS A SICKNESS. MAKE IT STOP.
Previous parts: Afterdeath // Suspension // Sleep

( More zombie!angst under the cut... )

Fandom: HIMYM - Afterdeath-verse
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Word Count: 100 x 5
Summary: Robin and Zombie!Barney reflect on their sleeping arrangement.
Author's Notes: Can't. Stop. The zombie!flangst. I'm just on a ROLL now. ;P Why have I made Zombie!Barney angsty? WHY?!
Previous parts: Afterdeath // Suspension

( He looks so peaceful... )

Fandom: HIMYM - Afterdeath-verse
Rating: PG
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Word Count: 100 x 3
Summary: Three follow-up drabbles to Afterdeath. Barney wonders about his future as a zombie.
AN: Fastest. Follow-up. Ever. You can call this... zombie!flangst.

( They're all in constant motion... )

Fandom: HIMYM (though very AU)
Rating: PG
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Word Count: 100 x 3
Summary: Three drabbles following up on Shot Through the Heart (the one where Barney comes back as a zombie).
Author's Notes: Zombie!fluff. Need I say more?

( Stumbling around squawking for brains is not how I roll. )

So... thanks to comments made by a certain otempora42 and idioticonion (and I'm actually starting to use "I blame" tags because of this), I seem to have come up with an enormous Whedonverse crossover idea.

That's right: Buffy meets Dollhouse meets Firefly meets Dr. Horrible. And if I'd seen a single episode of Angel, I'd probably find a way to work that into this mess too. *brain implodes* Ow.

This is what two hours of insane rambling came up with to make this sort of work:

(Oh, and there are spoilers in here for everything, including some future casting stuff for Dollhouse.)

( Whedon orgy under the cut... )

Somebody want to smack me upside the head with a cinderblock of some sort for even attempting to make all this stuff fit together? Or if it actually makes the slightest amount of sense, maybe adopting it, or starting a cofic with me? Because if it took me two hours to write even the vaguest outline for this story...

Fandoms: Castle/Dr. Horrible (horrible crossover, with a lower-case H! Ugh.)
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Castle 1.02, pre-DH Act I
Word Count: 791
Summary: Beckett and Castle go to investigate apartment 8B during the dead-girl-in-the-dryer case in episode 2. And GUESS WHO LIVES THERE. No, seriously, guess.
AN: Just ignore the fact that Dr. Horrible's set in LA and Castle's set in NYC, 'kay? =P


( Ya know, when I was talking about the guy in 8B being a stalker-killer, I was just taking artistic license... )

Fandom: HIMYM (Samverse)
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Word Count: This part: 3011
Spoilers: mostly for idioticonion's "My Way" and "Valentine"
Summary: Set in 2030. Barney's nephew Sam learns to deal with the loss of a loved one. This part: the one-month anniversary.
AN: I've been shooting to get this part finished today... hopefully once you get inside, you'll see why. Sorry I fail at updating! This is probably like the 12th draft of this part, and I'm still not sure I like it at all. Feedback = awesometeen.
Previously: Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 // Part 4 // Part 5 // Part 6


( I make believe nothing is wrong... how long can I pretend? )

Fandom: HIMYM (Samverse)
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Word Count: This part: 2750
Spoilers: mostly for idioticonion's "My Way" and "Valentine".
Summary: Set in 2030. Barney's nephew Sam learns to deal with the loss of a loved one. This part: everyone packs up the suits.
AN: Just so you all know, I went back to part 1 and made a few changes. Nothing too drastic... the same things basically happen, though I elaborated on some parts and took other little bits out. Just so you know. Also, I finished plotting out this story, and it's going to be 10 parts plus an epilogue. Depending on how long more parts end up being once they get written, it could be one or two more than that, but I'm just really happy I don't have to keep ending that subject line with a question mark any more!
Thanks to: roland44 and promethia_tenk for the beta help. =)
Previously: Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 // Part 4 // Part 5


( No one really gets it... )

But I am now!

Meme snagged from otempora42 and idioticonion:

Comment with a story I've written, and I will tell you something about the story that didn't make it onto the page.

Archive's here. Not tons to choose from, but whatever.


Ooh, exciting news: I went to Target today and got a bunch of new DVDs, including Shaun of the Dead! So now I'll finally be able to actually write some good zombie fic and have some clue of what I'm talking about! Huzzah!!

And, you know. Simon Pegg. =)

I also got The Truman Show, another movie I've written fic based off of but still haven't seen. Man, I'm getting good at that whole making-stuff-up thing.