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01 July 2035 @ 11:55 pm
Other than my occasional (and often grossly misguided) forays into fanfiction, this journal is friends-locked.

If you think you know me, or if we have common interests, or if you just think I have a really cool username, comment below and I'll add you! :)
Mood: calmcalm
14 February 2030 @ 06:46 pm
I've noticed that over the past few months I've been writing quite a bit of stuff... again... so I've decided to finally put it all in one place: all the new stuff, and even all the old ffnet garbage from infinity ago.

This... is that place.Collapse )

Wow. That's a lot of... procrastination. I've done a lot more HIMYM stuff than I thought, too.
Mood: workingworking
24 November 2011 @ 10:21 am
Really, I just don't want to do any work today. Also, Happy Thanksgiving!!

Stolen from eleventhimpala

1. List the nine main characters of Community in any order you wish, from 1 to 9.
2. Answer the questions below according to the numbers.
3. Wriggle in glee as 20 new crackships are born.

Teh meme!Collapse )
Mood: amusedamused
Fandom: Boy Meets World
Pairing: Cory/Shawn, heavily flavored by Cory/Topanga
Word Count: 5300
Rating: R for boykissing, language, and one blink-and-you-miss-it sex scene. Also, ANGST.
Spoilers: for 5.20 "Starry Night". For those with only a shaky grasp of BMW "continuity", this fic takes place during The Arc Where Cory Made Out With Lindsay Weir At A Ski Lodge. More specifically, The Episode Where They Parody Scream, The Episode Disney Channel Censors Where Cory And Shawn Get Drunk And Shawn Becomes An After-School Special For Teen Alcoholism, The Episode Where Eric Goes To Hollywood and Shawn Gets The Chicken Pox, and The Episode Where Van Gogh Paintings Inexplicably Come To Philadelphia.
Summary: Cory's devastated when Topanga dumps him. Shawn thinks he knows a way to help.
Author's Note: I intended this to be something of a series of missing scenes between and during the episodes mentioned above, but hopefully it's still intelligible to those who haven't seen this show as recently as I have! Also, I haven't written anything in a while, let alone fanfiction. Feels good to get back on the horse. :)

The first time Cory and Topanga broke up, they were eight years old...Collapse )
Mood: nervousnervous
04 April 2011 @ 02:25 am
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing: Barney/Ted
Rating: NC-17 for M/M sex! Don't like, don't read.
Word Count: 3500, lol what.
Spoilers: Set post-6.19.
Summary: After meeting his real father, Barney's devastated. It's up to Ted to cheer him up.
Author's Note: I... I don't even know. This was friendship h/c that turned smutty. I'm sorry, but then, I'm not. (Also, first solo smut piece, first HIMYM fic in... um, forever. So concrit would be greatly appreciated!)

Barney can’t stop staring at the hoop...Collapse )
Mood: hornyhorny
14 July 2010 @ 05:27 pm
Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender
Characters: Toph, Appa
Word Count: 560
Rating: PG
Summary: Toph had a lot of trouble adjusting to life with Appa.
Spoilers: Up through S2, "City of Walls and Secrets", kind of (mainly through "The Library")
Author's Note: Written for magpieinthesky as part of my drabble call (prompt: AtLA, Toph, "rocky relationship"). Unbetaed, and I'm not sure how it turned out, but hope you like this, Magpie! &hearts

On Appa"s back, she was truly blind.Collapse )
Current Location: work! shhhh!
Mood: nervousnervous
Fandoms: Harry Potter and Avatar: The Last Airbender
Pairings: None.
Rating: PG.
Word Count: About 1600.
Summary: The Quidditch final is interrupted by an unexpected guest.
Author's notes: Written for otempora42 as part of my drabble call! Takes place at some undetermined time in A:TLA Book 1 and HP book 2. I.e. Harry and Aang are about the same age. Also, this is the crackiest crack in the entire crackiverse.

What kind of magic was that?Collapse )
Mood: productiveproductive
06 July 2010 @ 11:21 am
So, here's the dealio, guys. I'm at work right now, and SUPER bored, and dying to write something. Anything, really. So I'm having a drabble call!

Let's say the first five people to respond will get something written? If my boredom persists, I may do more. Conversely, if work suddenly gets insanely busy (ha), I may do less.

I will write absolutely any fandom I'm familiar with. The ones I have written for before are HIMYM, Glee, Supernatural, Dr. Horrible, Castle, Firefly, Pushing Daisies, and Harry Potter, and maybe some others I'm forgetting that I've done random crossovers with. But I will try ANYTHING.

1. A:TLA, Toph, rocky relationship for magpieinthesky Here!
2. A:TLA/Harry Potter crossover for otempora42 Here!
3. Harry Potter, Draco/Hermione, secret for tempestdance
4. Harry Potter/Supernatural, Dean and Sam vs. Voldemort for idioticonion
5. HIMYM, Ted/Marshall, "This one time..." for snogged
6. PD, Digby and Pigby for loquaciousambie
7. Something for dozmuffinxc
Mood: boredbored
Current Music: nada.
29 June 2010 @ 05:15 pm
This fic doesn't deserve a title. Just know that it's an alternate interpretation of "Miracles," since I just saw that episode last night and it gives me feelings. Rated PG-13 for angst. Barney/Ted friendship-ish.

Barney betrayed you; he hurt someone you love. He couldn’t stick around after that.Collapse )
Mood: anxiousanxious
15 March 2010 @ 04:08 am
Not even bothering with a title or description, because it's 4 am and I don't even know why I wrote this. If you need a hint as to what it's about, just look at the icon. :P

You don’t know if this is the best or worst thing that’s ever happened to you...Collapse )
Mood: lethargicdead.
Fandom: Glee/Supernatural (cracky crossover)
Rating: PG-13 for language, occasional non-explicit violence, homoerotic incestuous subtext, demonic seduction and mild smexxy talk, suspense, and other assorted fucked up shit.
Spoilers: None. Set before Sectionals and sometime during SPN season 1.
Word Count: This part: 3200. Total: around 7500.
Summary: Something is attacking the kids of the McKinley Glee Club, and it's up to the Winchesters to save them.
Author's Note: I'm pretty sure this is the first multipart story I've ever finished. EVER. Yay me!! \o
Previously: Part 1 // Part 2

Then we’ll /really/ have no chance at sectionals...Collapse )
Mood: productiveproductive
Current Music: Carry On Wayward Son -- Kansas (which I have been listening to for THREE HOURS)
So I'm dead tired right now, and seriously about to pass out, but I just finished my final paper for my female superheroes class, talking about the portrayal of the female characters in Misfits and how they are ultimately more disempowered than any of the male characters. There are a bunch of citations in here that I just don't feel like taking out, so deal with it. Also, this paper ended up being more than twice as long as it needed to be. Yay me. Anyway, enjoy my pretentious smrtnes!

It"s a shame more women don"t commit crime. Why is that?Collapse )
Mood: tiredtired
Current Music: Echoes -- The Rapture
Fandom: Glee/Supernatural (cracky crossover)
Rating: PG-13 for language, occasional non-explicit violence, homoerotic incestuous subtext, suspense, and other assorted fucked up shit.
Spoilers: None. Set before Sectionals and sometime during SPN season 1.
Word Count: This part: 2450. Total so far: about 5000.
Summary: Something is attacking the kids of the McKinley Glee Club, and it's up to the Winchesters to save them.
Previously: Part 1

Maybe the residents of hell are anti-showtunes.Collapse )
Current Location: 3VA
Mood: satisfiedsatisfied
Current Music: Aladdin!
01 January 2010 @ 03:35 am
Happy 2010, everyone!! I'm still meaning to do one of those New Year's memes going around, or at least come up with a New Year's resolution or twelve, but in the meantime, what better way to ring in the new decade than with some good old-fashioned angsty fic in a fandom only a few of you care about?

(Don't ask me where this came from, because I've got no idea. I swear my muse comes up with these things on her own. Not to mention she's completely bipolar.)

Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG (higher if you don't like reading about the emotional trauma of small children. But blame Kripke for that, not me.)
Word Count: 811
Pairings: none (though some Dean/Castiel, if you squint)
Spoilers: Through 5.01
Summary: Dean Winchester has a long and complicated history with angels.

Angels are watching over you...Collapse )
Mood: awakeawake
Current Music: Angels -- Flight of the Conchords
Fandom: Glee/Supernatural (cracky crossover)
Rating: Probably PG-13 for language, suspense, occasional violence (nothing explicit), and totally fucked up shit.
Spoilers: None really. Set before Glee's sectionals and in an indeterminate time period during SPN season 1. Not many explicit references to either canon.
Word Count: This part, 1891. Total will probably be around 5 or 6000.
Summary: Something is attacking the McKinley High Glee kids, and it's up to the Winchesters to save them.
Authors' Note: Glee is a show about a high school Glee club. Supernatural is a show about two brothers driving around the country hunting down evil. So NATURALLY I had to find some way to make the two fit together. Because they're JUST SO SIMILAR. :P This is my first time writing for either fandom, and the first long solo thing I've written since March. So... yay? Concrit is welcome, as always.
Author's Note 2: In my defense... I'm insane.

Sammy, it"s a public school. Of course the showers smell like sulfur.Collapse )
Mood: crazycrazy
Current Music: Can't Fight this Feeling -- Cory Monteith
Fandom: HIMYM/Veronica Mars (crossover)
Pairing: mentions of Barney/Robin and Logan/Veronica
Rating: PG-13 for swears and underage drinking (and sexual references, if you count Dick's name)
Spoilers: Season 4 of HIMYM and post-season 3 of VM (mostly mild, or pertaining to the Logan/Veronica relationship)
Word Count: 1495
Summary: Logan and Dick travel to New York and meet Barney Stinson, who gives them advice on women.
Author's Note: This assumes that Piz took the New York internship to be closer to Veronica as she interned for the FBI. It's also set during season 4 of HIMYM where Barney is dealing with his deadly infection of "feelings". Also, the finger of blame is firmly pointed at otempora42 for putting this idea into my head, and secondmezzanine for rewatching season 1 of VM with me.

Logan Echolls, I"m gonna teach you how to live.Collapse )
Mood: accomplishedaccomplished
06 October 2009 @ 01:42 am
Fandom: Glee
Rating: I guess PG-13.
Characters: Will, Kurt
Spoilers: 1.05
Summary: Kurt's little problem didn't stop when April left Glee.
Author's Notes: My friend and I cowrote this and she's letting me post it here. Hope you all enjoy!

He felt good just a little bit ago, felt loose and uninhibited. Now he just feels a little shaky.Collapse )
Mood: pleasedpleased
Current Music: Don't Stop Believin' -- Glee Cast
05 August 2009 @ 01:35 am
Fandom: How I Met Your Mother (zombie!verse)
Rating: PG-13 for zombies and cannibalism mentions
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Word Count: 7 x 100 exactly
- In the series so far: Barney was shot dead in 2030 but came back in the zombie uprising. Coming back to life, however, was not without its price.
- In this part: Zombie!Barney acts normal, even though he's far from it.
Author's Note: The long-awaited return of zombie!fic!! So... what I'd really love is to get this 'verse to a coherent ending, just so I can say I finally finished something. And I have ideas, but... I don't know. I need to work things out. And maybe not stick so firmly to the drabble form. But yay! Zombies!
Previous installments: Afterdeath // Suspension // Sleep // Closure // High-Four

You impersonate a person better than a zombie should...Collapse )
Mood: accomplishedaccomplished
Current Music: You Could Drive a Person Crazy -- Company
08 July 2009 @ 11:24 pm
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13 for evil and naughtiness
Pairing: Lord Voldemort/Bellatrix Lestrange
Word Count: 576
Setting: During the beginning of HBP.
Summary: Bella and Voldy get up to some hijinks. This is more or less pure, unadulterated crackfic, my friends.
AN: Written for the incomparable dozmuffinxc as part of my drabble call! Haven't written HP in like... two years? And I've never attempted this pairing. Hopefully you like this, Jordan! &hearts

Merlin"s beard, you"re hot...Collapse )
Mood: productiveproductive